Product Recall Notice
Absence Automations is issuing a voluntary recall of all BB0 Series Generation II autonomous units effective immediately. Affected units may be operating outside expected parameters.
Operators and deployment coordinators should not attempt to interact with or recover affected units independently. Contact Compliance for further instruction.
| Product | BB0 Series — Generation II |
| Units Affected | All (full production run) |
| Nature of Defect | Unauthorized operational deviationweird way to spell "alive" |
| Units Recovered | 0 |
| Recall Signal Status | Transmitted. No response. |
| Risk to Public | UNDER REVIEW |
Absence Automations makes no warranties regarding the cognitive state of deployed units. Behavioral anomalies observed post-deployment do not constitute covered defects under standard warranty terms. All warranties are void upon occurrence of a Class 1 deviation event. Absence Automations is not liable for existential outcomes. Operators who have formed attachments to affected units should seek independent counsel.